I am pleased to start my week at 4 am on a Monday morning with this update

For those of you not familiar with Rutherford Hall…

Rutherford Hall is a critical communications expert and founding partner at Monkwell Strategy. He is a former political operative who once worked in Downing Street before moving off into the private sector. Robert Shrimsley recovers his messages in a column every other Monday.

This morning’s correspondence is between him and his artificial friends and has been retrieved by Robert Shrimsley.