Binface

Po-face

It will be about 4am before we see the Prime Minister standing alongside Count Binface at the Count. I have set my alarm clock.

The latest edition of TrashTalk is out and features the Count talking with Ian Hislop.

This is brilliant! Go @CountBinface ! Future host of #hignfy ! 🙂 https://t.co/pkqqAJnXfP

— Chris James Author (@TheRealCJAuthor) July 3, 2024

I have now voted (Liberal) and am therefore free to spend the rest of my day wrestling with the longevity vectors that so dominate my tiny world.

Were I have the intergalactic reach of Binface, I would not trouble myself so but

“I grow old , I grow old – I will wear the bottom’s of my trousers rolled”

and I will need the Count’s sober hand at my tiller.

If you do nothing else but vote, watch this.