All our Anglo-Saxon prejudices are confirmed-hurrah!

Those lazy southern European layabouts who laugh at our sunburn and pull our birds are broke.

The protestant work ethic has pulled us through and that damned Euro is going to plummet in time for our summer holidays.

And what a time we’ll have of it, watching the gloomy Greeks and Spanish and Portuguese hauling carts along the broken streets, their donkeys starving, their scooters rusting and their Latin egos crushed!

Make no mistake, they had this coming to them. Them and their Bacchic orgies while we were shivering through the snow to work .

Oh and they’re all bigots!