Here’s the song we’ll be singing to the hospitality enclosure at Henley today

Have you read the Bribery Act – oh-oh oh-oh?

Have you read the Bribery Act – no-oh no-oh?

Have you read the Bribery Act?

You’re illegal and that’s a fact -oh oh oh oh oh oh

Is your integrity intact – oh-oh oh-oh?

Is your integrity intact – no-oh no-oh?

Is your integrity intact?

Is that something thay you’ve lacked?-oh oh oh oh oh oh

Has this song had an impact- oh-oh oh-oh?

Has this song had an impact?- no-oh no-oh?

Has this song had an impact?

If your boss finds out you will be sacked-oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ok so the fact we’re paying for ourselves doesn’t give us that much high ground but there’s the law and there’s the spirit of the law and if you have chosen to spend your day at the expense of one of your suppliers when you could have come with us, don’t expect any mercy.

Freeloaders- you have been warned

Pension Play Pen #Ruletheworld