If you’re reading this, chances are you are interested in pensions. Maybe you run a small company, or advise small companies or are concerned that small companies won’t get proper guidance on what’s best when it comes to setting up a workplace pension.

And you should be pressing this link   http://www.pensionplaypen.com/register

Still here? So perhaps you’re asking “why?”

1. It costs you nothing

2. It takes no time at all to register

3. We won’t cross-sell you anything or sell your details to dodgy dealers

4. You get your own account and can test our choose a pension service as many times as you like

5. You get to help your company/clients choose a workplace pension

6. You can nosey about and see what First Actuarial think of all the workplace pensions in the market for your business

7. You can do a workforce assesment for free using real-time data and First Actuarial’s modeller

So perhaps now you should stop reading this and press this link http://www.pensionplaypen.com

Still here? What is wrong with you?!£*?+!!!

So as well as all of the goodies we’ve offered you , we’ll allow you to work out the cashflow implications of using all the differing types of “certification”, “phasing”, “salary sacrifice” and “postponement”

What’s more we’ll explain to you what all this means using simple language which you don’t need to be a member of the Pensions Management Institute to understand!

So perhaps now, you’ll push off and register at http://www.pensionplaypen.com

Right- you must be the most stubborn and beligerent reader I’ve had all year. I really am at the end of my tether, I’m giving you one more chance and then I’m giving up

http://www.pensionplaypen.com/register

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