£64bn fell off the shares of the London stock market today. Meanwhile we were holed up in the Excel Centre, listening to the views of the great and the good..

Here are my good buddies Colin Wilson and David Harris. It is not entirely clear who is who or why either of them are looking so pleased with themselves.

I am shocked , no appalled at their casual, reckless and ultimately futile reaction to the market collapse.

This article was not written from a bus  and contains no traces of nuts (including the OECD).

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