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Top 10 pension strap lines

Peaches Geldof, cropped version of original

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We need to give pensions a better public image. Some say we should drop the word pensions, we say get real!

Enough of this earnest worthy nonsense – here’s what a good bottle of wine and the Tapper/Eastwood brains trust came up with last night.

  1. A pension is for life – unlike employment (Dogs Trust)
  2. Your house is my pension (Fred Goodwin Trust)
  3. Spend now on your retirement (NEST)
  4. Hope I die before I get old (deceased Alumni of The Who)
  5. The State will provide (Parliamentary Contributory Scheme)
  6. In lotteries we trust (Sports Council)
  7. I’m too stupid for a pension (Peaches Geldof Helpline)
  8. Your pension is my business (Robert Maxwell Foundation)
  9. My old man’s a pension – (The association of pension divorce lawyers)
  10. You and I are going to live forever (Oasis Drinks)

 

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