The National Association of Pension Fun

I’ve been worrying about the NAPF for a time now, they seemed to have over-extended themselves. It’s been hard to put a finger on it now it’s come to me – they are long a “d”.

Today the NAPF is required to go about its business with humour. Today’s proceedings will be chaired by Ken Dodd, all delegates will be issued with tickle sticks.

We shall laugh in the face of ministers, doff imaginary trilbies when passing Regulators.

If the EU introduce unisex annuities, boys will wear false breasts, girls strap-on  phalli.

No!  ladies and gentlemen – we cannot go on like this any more. There is a time for serious debate and that time is over.

It is the last Friday in February, the National Association of Pension Fun’s day has come

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