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In a top-secret pension playpen lunch – details of which have been leaked to the Pension Plowman – key industry figures agreed that opacity pays!
Despite the WPC call for responses to its transparency paper, the secretive group are understood to have discussed a counter-strategy.
“We’re thinking of starting a campaign likening transparency to the loch Ness monster”, said one diner.
“Drown them in their own data!” – said another
“Selective data release – with managed transparency ” muttered one consultant.
The meeting broke up in discord when the bill revealed the need for a collective defined contribution. Several diners are reported to have created an intercoursal transfer by snaffling two of Mrs Miggins’ pies (and sauce).
