Opacity pays! Shock revelation from Pension PlayPen lunch

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In a top-secret pension playpen lunch – details of which have been leaked to the Pension Plowman –  key industry figures agreed that opacity pays!

Despite the WPC call for responses to its transparency paper, the secretive group are understood to have discussed a counter-strategy.

“We’re thinking of starting a campaign likening transparency to the loch Ness monster”, said one diner.

“Drown them in their own data!” – said another

“Selective data release – with managed transparency ” muttered one consultant.

The meeting broke up in discord when the bill revealed the need for a collective defined contribution. Several diners are reported to have created an intercoursal transfer by snaffling two of Mrs Miggins’ pies (and sauce).

Mrs miggins

 

 

 

 

 

About henry tapper

Founder of the Pension PlayPen, Director of First Actuarial, partner of Stella, father of Olly . I am the Pension Plowman
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