T’was Christmas Evening , in Port Talbot
An old prop said to me,
“here’s my CETV”
And so he sat me down,
“a Brains for me and you?”
He could see a better world, where all his dreams came true
And the squad of the Taibach Rugby Cub
Sang out “abide with me”
Alarm bells were ringing out for you and me.
“I’m on a lucky one, and so is everyone
I’m out of Twatter’s mess,
and sod BSPS
I’ve got nothing to lose,
I’ve had my Time to Choose
If you’re advisory,
sign off advice for me”
And the squad of the Taibach rugby club
Sang out “abide with me”
Alarm bells were ringing in the lottery.