You don’t make friends with salad

Saladski nothankski!

I have been telling my Mum since I was four that salad is no good- give me peas and mash and carrots boiled ,roasted even stir-fried but leave those leaves out of it.

Leave cucumbers out of it, tomatoes out of it (except on pizza).

Me and organic vegetables are strangers. I run scared of organic mums buying distorted, discoloured objects  clad in brown  substances claiming to be earth.

Now we know- you don’t make friends with salad

Now we know- Germans despise Spain (‘s cucumbers)

Now we know- Russians boycott European vegetables (hey I thought Russia was European!)

Now we know- organic vegetables are killers

Now we know- I was right, my Mum was wrong and angry organomums at Sainsburys are terrorists.

About henry tapper

Founder of the Pension PlayPen, Director of First Actuarial, partner of Stella, father of Olly . I am the Pension Plowman
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