There are only two politicians that count in Britain this afternoon. Nigel Farage has announced that he will stand in Clacton and Count Binface announces it is time to turn on the Binface Boosters.
The frog faced fascist is standing in Clacton.
Unleash the dolphin, send for Count Binface.#countbinface pic.twitter.com/fwvjaxnjxp— Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴☠️🦠💙 (@g_gosden) June 3, 2024
Will the electorate be delighted by a Binface/Farage face off on Clacton Pier?
Nigel Farage Announces He Will Stand in Election https://t.co/MLhEbNs6rd via @guidofawkes
— Henry Tapper (@henryhtapper) June 3, 2024
If Sunak , Davey and Starmer could summon up between them but half of the pleasure I have got from listening to the Binface’s latest podcast , this election might be worth the trouble.
IT’S HERE! My brand new podcast, TRASH TALK with Count Binface. It’s the perfect antidote from all the ‘mainstream’ politicians making tits of themselves. And for Episode One I chat to the wonderful @almurray. I think you’re going to like it. https://t.co/urBE97DuZe
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) May 30, 2024
It’s not just me, my favorite pension journalist is also a champion of the bin man.
London Mayoral candidate #CountBinface sets out his strategy for dealing with bosses of polluting water companies.” I’ll make them swim in the Thames if elected”. https://t.co/GYFhLoVT7g
— Josephine Cumbo (@JosephineCumbo) May 2, 2024
If we do see Binface throw his bin into the ring in Clacton , he’ll be a hot favorite. Those following form have plenty to go on.
Why not @CountBinface on @bbcquestiontime tomorrow? Unlike Farage, he at least went to the trouble of standing for election, he’s a good performer, not remotely offensive and has been addressing some interesting issues lately. So who’d you like to see?
— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) May 29, 2024
