Pakistani singer Muhammad Shahid Nazir (L) is kissed by his mother Kalsoom Akhtar on his return from Britain in Lahore on December 27, 2012. Pakistani Internet sensation One Pound Fish Man came home to a hero’s welcome, vowing to return to Europe to promote his catchy ditty in honour of cut-price piscatorial produce in France. AFP PHOTO/Arif ALIArif Ali/AFP/Getty Images