The day the world turned orange – Grand National 2012

The Grand National of 2012 will be remembered for good and bad. Detractors will point to the shocking deaths of According to Pete and Synchronised, the shambles of Sychonised’s final minutes played out in the most desperate fashion. Others will remember it for the closest finish ever, the collective delight of the Hales family, Paul Nicholls, (Neptune Collonges‘ trainer) and Darryl Jacob, the jockey.

It was a great race and if you want to see it, the BBC coverage (magnificent) can be viewed here.

But for our little party , April 14th will be remembered as the day the world turned orange. Never has so much flesh been bared , in such weather without so much a hint of a moan. Just about everything off to the female population of Liverpool for turning out in numbers and reinventing the parade ring as an impromptu catwalk of block heels, microskirts and fake tan.

I cannot say Aintree is a handsome place, you enter the course from a retail park , the skyline is underwhelming, the flatlands of Merseyside spiked by the odd industrial chimney. There is no natural order in the layout of the stands and rings and it stands no comparison to Cheltenham as a venue.

Yet there was a vibrancy about yesterday that left us breathless. We’d had the bright idea of taking the Orient Express from London which provided the starkest contrast between the aspirations of the few and the reality of the many. Give me the reality of “the many” , a pint of lager and a blue Wicked. Oh and give me the Liverpool Everton semi-final that seemed considerably more interesting than the  the processional performances of Sprinter Sacre and  Simonsig  (a grade one derserves more than four horses and a 1-7 favourite).

With all the shenanigans surrounding Synchronised delaying the final races, many of our party had to slope off before the sixth race to catch our bus back to the train. For those who stayed, our pension background came to the financial  rescue. Everyone knows you should lifestyle at the end of the journey. Lifestyle under David Bass duly cruised home at 46 to 1 on the Tote ; long were the celebrations among those of us on the pre-retirement glide path.

So a big thumbs up to Aintree, the wild west of racecourses blessed by the wonderful Coleen Rooney and inspired by the tanning and nail bars of the North West.

I do not even want to understand what drives the orange lovelies to their goose-pimpling exploits but they’re  the best thing the Grand National has to offer- and that is saying a hell of a lot!

I take my hat off to them, they took a lot more off for me.

About henry tapper

Founder of the Pension PlayPen, Director of First Actuarial, partner of Stella, father of Olly and the Pension Plowman
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